On a moving bathroom
It always baffles me when people (ok, ill hold my hands up here. Its the female of the species guilty of this!) sit on public transport doing their make up. They happily apply foundation, mascara, blusher, lipstick, brush their hair... sometimes taking up an entire seat some poor soul could plonk their weary ass on as a makeshift dressing table.
What i dont understand is why they dont just get up 10 minutes earlier and plaster on the war paint in the privacy of their own homes? Surely theres some risk involved when you combine eyelash curlers and a moving train?!
Well, the reason i bring this up is because i am currently sat on the DELAYED train to Blackfriars opposite a woman who not only just plastered a ton of make up on, but had a vast array of the cosmetics counter of Boots scattered across the 1 empty seat next to her on a packed train. But oh no, that is not the best bit... before she liberally applied mascara and bright red lipstick, she got out a little tube of denture fix, squeezed it out over the false tooth bridge and popped it in her mouth! Come ON people! Some things belong in the bathroom! Not on the 8.59 to Bedford! Where will the madness end?! Brushing teeth on the bus and gobbing out the window onto unsuspecting courier bike messengers?! Bloody get up earlier woman! Rant over...
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What i dont understand is why they dont just get up 10 minutes earlier and plaster on the war paint in the privacy of their own homes? Surely theres some risk involved when you combine eyelash curlers and a moving train?!
Well, the reason i bring this up is because i am currently sat on the DELAYED train to Blackfriars opposite a woman who not only just plastered a ton of make up on, but had a vast array of the cosmetics counter of Boots scattered across the 1 empty seat next to her on a packed train. But oh no, that is not the best bit... before she liberally applied mascara and bright red lipstick, she got out a little tube of denture fix, squeezed it out over the false tooth bridge and popped it in her mouth! Come ON people! Some things belong in the bathroom! Not on the 8.59 to Bedford! Where will the madness end?! Brushing teeth on the bus and gobbing out the window onto unsuspecting courier bike messengers?! Bloody get up earlier woman! Rant over...
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