Idiotic Christmas gift ideas...

The hunt is on for Christmas gifts, and in my search for the ideal present for various and numerous friends and family members, I've come across some rather idiotic inventions. Take these for example, high heels for babies. The UK distributor reassures the British public that they will not damage a child's feet because "They're from 0-6 months, so they wouldn't be suitable for a toddler. Besides, if you try to put any weight on them, the heel collapses immediately.". Oh... that's ok then... while we're at it, why don't you get your infant to slap on some lippy and perhaps a bra?! Who in their right mind would buy these things for their child?! Kids should be dressed as just that... kids!

Other pointless and overly extravagant presents I've come across include a sterling silver or 22ct gold 'last Rolo'. A real steal at £44! If someone got me this, I'd be extremely annoyed... give me £44 worth of REAL chocolate thanks! What the hell are you supposed to do with a rolo you can't eat?! Plain stupid...

There is also the gift for either the person who has everything, or the person you really hate... give them "nothing". Yes, that's right, spend £3.50 on sealed nicely packaged gift of abolsutely nothing... nada... zip. I love the way the website even lets you magnify the image of the item, in case you might miss any details of the pre-packaged nothingness. Or, if you want a real indepth view of what you're ordering, view the video! Yeah.. oooooooo k then...

Post to follow on what you SHOULD be buying your loved ones later on this week. Needless to say it won't be featuring non edible confectionary and sealed vacuum packed fresh air...!