If my facebook status updated direct from my brain...
Erin in thinking green nail varnish never looks good on toes...
... is wondering what gay guys put in the huge man bags they carry, that's different to what straight guys shove in their trouser pockets...
... is baffled why are girls wearing sandals when it's been pissing with rain the entire week?
... is wondering is that a man or a woman??
... is mesmerised by the shining sea of black and white bald heads in the train carriage today...
... is wondering am I getting broody or has every woman my age gotten pregnant??!
... is wondering if that guy realises everyone can see his cartoon print underpants
... is absolutely shattered. Why do i go to work everyday? I need a big lottery win.
... HATES walking over Blackfriars bridge in the morning. If my brolly was up, I'd be in the Thames by now. Too windy!
... just walked into a bollard. Ow. Mobile blogging and walking is bad for your health.
... is at work and thinking it might help to PLAY the lottery in order to win?? Mental note. Buy ticket.
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(oh, and who are you?? Someone in my building... hmmmmmmmm....)
(I was following you on twitter until you protected your account)